Monthly Archives: August 2009

I have a lot of things going on. Please keep in mind that I have about an hour or two a day to work on these, and then only if I don’t relax. Ongoing: Comics – Still trying to do … Continue reading →

Today, I got a Panini grill. It was on extra-special sale. I also got some olive oil spray for it, and some pre-cooked bacon. I was very excited. When I got to work I realized I had forgotten the bread. … Continue reading →

You can now buy A Very Large Book of Giraffes and Elephants at Amazon.com. It is full of Giraffes and Elephants and is slightly less large than the title might imply. Giraffes and Elephants Are Friends will always be dear … Continue reading →

So, I wanted to skip the mustard today: Pumpernickel Rye Creamy Peanut Butter Baby Spinach Swiss Cheese Dry Salami Orange Bell Pepper The Greek Gods’ Yogurt (Honey) Pumpernickel Rye Notes: As you may have noticed, EVERYTHING is on pumpernickel rye … Continue reading →

This is my most complicated to date: Toasted Pumpernickel Rye Beaver Jalapeno Mustard Baby Spinach Roast Beef Crescent Valley Pepper Jack Cheese Salumeria Italian Dry Salami Red Bell Pepper Deer Mountain Blackberry Preserves Toasted Pumpernickel Rye

Yet another sandwich that needs its own post. Pumpernickel Rye The Greek Gods’ Yogurt (Honey) Baby Spinach Swiss Cheese Roast Beef Orange Bell Peppers Wasabi Pumpernickel Rye There’s a lot going on in my mouth right now. You’re welcome!

Ben Laurance and I make up the performance duo Gude/Laurance and we’re going to be part of Sketchfest this year. So of course, last night I had a dream that Sketchfest was an outdoor concert. We hadn’t prepared anything, and … Continue reading →

Certainly someone can remember Anyone? No one’s still dreaming of that secret version of America? You and I were down with that magical invisible land Oh, the codes and ciphers of our oh-so-clever Illuminati Until now, I didn’t think I’d … Continue reading →

Watch as the fingernail traces Every slight wrinkle on her lip As they pucker to suck in the strand of spaghetti Ready when you are, everyone Everyone is busy, it seems “Tell me again,” she says, in a voice most … Continue reading →