The Hardware Monkey
The monkey went into the hardware store and started eating nails. “You get outta here!” screamed the hardware man. The monkey didn’t stop until he’d eaten every nail in the place. “Well, dang!” said the hardware man. “Now we gotta get married!” He was right.
THE END!
2 responses so far ↓
Lex Vader // October 17, 2009 at 3:07 am |
I bet you could make these stories longer if you recorded them talking into a microphone for one minute, then transcribed them. It takes longer to type. And then if you learn to talk really fast, they could be even longer. Then they might even take more than a minute to read. That’s value, son! Stick with me and we could turn this one minute story thing into an empire!
Brabble // October 19, 2009 at 12:44 am |
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Those fuckin’ monkeys!
Always gettin’ people into legal contracts bound by the state.
BASTARDS!
(Fuckin’ funny one, Paul. Nice!)