I’m eating Chinese food!

I got so busy at work (In 9:00am – Out 11:pm) that I didn’t even write yesterday!

I had fun, however! I named every object on my desk, and promply forgot who they were! It was very awkward. I kept on having to refer to my snowglobe as “man” and hoping that it didn’t notice.

“Hey, nice NYPD car you’ve got in there, Man! Way to have all that glitter floating around!”

I felt like grabbing it by the lapels and screaming, “I’ve forgotten who you are! Please, please, forgive me!” Then I realized, it doesn’t HAVE lapels.

That made me feel better.


About paulgude

Paul Gude writes small books, makes stupid music, draws silly pictures, and does weird things on stage.
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