Listen, I’m incredibly serious about this. I want to create a Giant Toddler video game.
What it is:
You create and control a giant toddler.
How it is played:
After customizing your giant toddler, you let it loose in one of the following areas:
1) A harbor
2) A farm
3) A city
Your toddler can select objects and do the following:
The thing that makes the game work is that the world is populated with real people who scream in terror and die horribly as your toddler rains down destruction and/or creates gigantic towers of cows and burning tractors.
I will sell the rights to this game cheap, because I very much want to play it.
Contact me with an offer!