Betty: I want people to check bee. Check bee is my favorite. Check Bee! Check Bee!
Betty holds up two wigs.
Betty: Which one do you want? This one or this one?
Betty puts on the white one.
Me: I’ll take the green one.
Betty: I’ll take the white one. What do you have in there?
Me: The green one?
Betty: Let’s put these down.
She rips off the wigs and puts them one the ground.
Betty: DADDY!?! What are you doing?
Me: One sec. I’m typing what you’re saying, so that the people will know about it.
Betty: They need to check bee!
Me: What’s check bee?
Betty: Check is when you throw and stick! Check bee! Check bee! I need to check bee! Oh, a super hero! I can’t be the super hero. What am I going to wear?
Me: What’s a check bee?
Betty: It’s skates!
Betty: I say, “Check bee! I’m on skates!”
Me: Do you mean, “Check me?” Like “Check me out?”
Betty: Yeah, like “Check bee!”
Begins playing with her phone.
Me: Betty, I’m still not clear what check bee is.
Betty hands me Domo.
Betty: Domo, watcha gonna say?
Takes Domo back.
Betty: You don’t say it, so I throw you!
Me: Betty? What is check bee?
Betty: Check bee gonna beats! Check bee is gonna clap! Check bee is gonna throw.
Me: Betty, are you a Check Bee.
Betty: Yeah! I am Check Bee. Mr. Mole is a Check Bee. Sugarsquatch is a Check Bee.
Me: Betty, am I a Check Bee?
Betty: Yeah! YOU’RE a Check Bee.
Me: Is mommy a Check Bee?
Betty: Yeah. The computer is a Check Bee.
Me: Betty is a bee a Check Bee?
Me: Betty, what’s not a Check Bee?
Betty: Not a Check Bee is a long city.
Me: A long city?
So now we’ve got new slang.
If something’s cool, it’s Check Bee. If it’s not good, it’s Long City.