UFO for iPhone

Expanding on an experience I just had, I’ve made you a UFO for your iPhone. I didn’t have the benefit of the picture, so I’m hoping it works better for you.

Here’s what you do:

1) Download the “UFO for iPhone” picture.

2) Put it as the wallpaper for your iPhone.

3) Forget you did steps 1 & 2.

4) Stay up too late.

5) Walk into a dark room with you iPhone on and pointed away from you, trying to light the room.

6) Catch a glimpse of an eerie shape hovering outside. THEY CAME BACK! THEY FINALLY CAME BACK FOR YOU!!!

7) Realize it was just your iPhone.

8) Be relieved, yet slightly disappointed.


PS – The experience of tower-sized app icons floating outside your window is also disconcerting, but I think the extra effort I’ve made for you will be worth it in the long run.


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Paul Gude writes small books, makes stupid music, draws silly pictures, and does weird things on stage.
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