One Minute Story – The Hardware Monkey

The Hardware Monkey

The monkey went into the hardware store and started eating nails. “You get outta here!” screamed the hardware man. The monkey didn’t stop until he’d eaten every nail in the place. “Well, dang!” said the hardware man. “Now we gotta get married!” He was right.


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Paul Gude writes small books, makes stupid music, draws silly pictures, and does weird things on stage.
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2 Responses to One Minute Story – The Hardware Monkey

  1. Lex Vader says:

    I bet you could make these stories longer if you recorded them talking into a microphone for one minute, then transcribed them. It takes longer to type. And then if you learn to talk really fast, they could be even longer. Then they might even take more than a minute to read. That’s value, son! Stick with me and we could turn this one minute story thing into an empire!

  2. Brabble says:


    Those fuckin’ monkeys!

    Always gettin’ people into legal contracts bound by the state.


    (Fuckin’ funny one, Paul. Nice!)

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