One Minute Story – Halloween Edition

“You tied your husband to a tree?” the cop asked.

“Yeah,” said the lady, “‘Cause he kept messin’ around with them neighborhood bitches.”

The cop walked around to the back yard, and found the man sitting there patiently.

“Christ,” said the cop. “I hate werewolf town.”


About paulgude

Paul Gude writes small books, makes stupid music, draws silly pictures, and does weird things on stage.
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