Bad Noir

I posted these as @sgnp in the #badnoir hashtag game on Twitter.

She was the type of dame they’d use to play draughts, the kind you’d only know about after looking “dame” up in a dictionary.

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The heavy looked like someone shoved a gorilla in a suit backwards, put a hat on its butt, and…maybe it’d be easier if I drew it.

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I bet you wouldn’t be so big without that gun,” I snapped, but I was wrong. He was the same size, just holding less things.

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She had the kind of skin that covered most of her body, except for the eyes. With them, it was intermittent.

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Paul Gude writes small books, makes stupid music, draws silly pictures, and does weird things on stage.
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