Lost Jokes

These are jokes I published as @sgnp on the Twitter #LOSTjokes hashtag game:

Q: When is a door not a door?

A: Surprise! It WAS a door. Honestly, you’re reading into things way too much

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A polar bear walks into a bar. Everyone’s excited at first but then it just sort of fades into the background.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. Bartender says, “We’ve got a drink named after you.” The grasshopper nods in grim acceptance.

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Two guys leave see a dog licking its balls. First guy says, “Gee, I wish I could do that!” The second guy IS the first guy

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Man: Doc, you gotta help me! My wife thinks I’m a chicken. Doctor: You must have mistaken me for a doctor. (Disappears)

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A guy walks into a bar, but it wasn’t a guy and it isn’t a bar and you’ve been dead for seven years.

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Paul Gude writes small books, makes stupid music, draws silly pictures, and does weird things on stage.
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