Monthly Archives: November 2010

New Catch Phrases and Their Respective Characters

My suggestions for sure-fire sitcom gold can be found below: “I’m going to the shed!” – Elderly man who rage-masturbates in an off-screen shed when wife makes poor decisions. “I have cancer?” – Child of con artist who overcompensates for … Continue reading

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How Powerful Is the Internet?

Guys, I’m trying to find the name of a stand-up comic whose act I saw on television back in the late 80s, early 90s. It wasn’t like anything that I’d seen at the time. He had a meandering monologue that … Continue reading

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The Power of Little Redboots

You’ve probably never heard of my daughter’s favorite Star Wars character. Her name is Little Redboots. She’s best friends with the Rancor, is a Sith warrior of immense power, and is four years old. She has a GNK power droid … Continue reading

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How the Hell I Ended Up Owning the Star Wars Prequels

I know I’m going to get a lot of flack for this, but honestly there’s one main reason I ended up owning the Star Wars Prequels: I got my kid hooked on Star Wars. I told myself that I could … Continue reading

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The Worst Song Ever

I got a song stuck in my head That turned out to be a curse I tried to write it down But it only made things worse Please stop singing that song now Please stop singing that song I thought … Continue reading

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